Monday, January 3, 2005

This Isn't A Bunch Of Coprolite!

Do you know how paleontologists study what dinosaurs ate? They study fossilized dinosaur poop! This type of fossil is called "coprolite" and it's a very handy way to gain insight into a beast like Tyrannosaurus Rex's diet. More on this later...



There is no denying that what comes out of our bodies was once inside of our bodies. You can also extrapolate this principle to include our spiritual and mental output. Our beliefs, feelings, and attitudes, what comes out of us spiritually and mentally, reflects what's inside of us too.



What do you get when you squeeze an orange? You get orange juice, of course. And why do you get orange juice when you squeeze an orange? Because that's what's inside an orange. Apply this same logic to yourself: what's "coming out of you," emotionally, right now? Why? Because that's what's inside of you!



This is why it's so valuable to be honest in our self-evaluations. So important, in fact, that Tell the Truth is one of my Fun Commandments - the cornerstones of my unique Fun Factor prescription (a prescription, created from my own desperation, for your greatest health and success). Getting in the habit of identifying what's "coming out of you" will help you tell yourself the truth.



It can be intimidating and scary to be honest about what's coming out of us; we may not want to tell ourselves the truth because we think we won't like it. We may even think that finding evidence of fear, worry, stress, unease, tension, avoidance, denial, or other defects somehow indicates that we there is something wrong with us. Please calm your fears: there are no problems with any defects you identify when you are being honest with yourself.



Allow me to explain a much healthier way for you to view the defects you see when you are being honest with yourself. A way that removes roadblocks that limit the insanely powerful natural medicine of humor.



When you tell yourself the truth and you identify results and outcomes that indicate some less than effective spiritual and emotional health inside you, you are being blessed with a look at some symptoms.



You wouldn't consider it a blessing if you were unable to feel pain when your foot is injured would you? How would you know that your foot needed treatment? In other words, you fully understand that the pain in your foot is not the problem, just a symptom of the problem.



The symptoms of ineffective spiritual and emotional health (fear, worry, stress, unease, tension, avoidance, denial, resentment, etc.) are to be treated the same way. These defects are merely symptoms; just like the pain in your foot, they are not the problem either!



These symptoms of mental and spiritual unhealthiness almost always stem from focusing on the things you want (instead of wanting the things you have) and looking for happiness outside yourself. These two problems always stem from your deadly seriousness (taking yourself too seriously), more deadly than cancer, heart disease, and high blood pressure combined. But here is great news - your deadly seriousness has a simple and fun cure which I will teach you for free!



The natural medicine of humor, you'll find, provides you complete freedom from your deadly seriousness. That means you're going to be happier, less stressed, healthier, have less pain, have better relationships, experience greater creativity, and feel a child-like energy level. You'll also find yourself becoming "mysteriously" attractive in your social and professional circles - you'll find new friends drawn to you like moths to a floodlight!



But it won't be a mystery to you! When pulled aside and asked, "Do you ever have a bad day? Are you ever unhappy?", you'll smile and say, "I feel the same doubts and insecurities you do, I just discovered what to do about them." Then you'll become that person's hero by referring them to my website to use my Fun Factor prescription just like you do!



So tell yourself the truth. Look honestly at your output! When you identify defects, simply apply the amazing natural medicine of humor.



By the way, paleontologists have found a 17 inch long piece of Tyrannosaurus coprolite with lots of undigested bone fragments in it. This is a clear indication that Tyrannosaurus was not picky about what it ate - it chowed-down on whatever its mouth could reach!



I know you will be more picky about what you put inside you. Learn about all my Fun Commandments and start refining your mental and spiritual "diet" by visiting my website today!



Cliff Kuhn, M.D.

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Saturday, January 1, 2005

Use The Natural Medicine Of Humor And Yell Your Name Next Time

It's customary to yell "Geronimo!" before we perform an act of courage. Geronimo, of course, was an Apache leader who spearheaded his people's resistance to the U.S. government. Legend has it that he once escaped capture by jumping off a steep cliff in Medicine Bluff, Oklahoma, defiantly shouting his own name as he fell. More on this later...



Learning a new way of doing things is something that requires courage. Usually, we do not make changes to our life unless we're supremely motivated. That motivation is often caused by our own pain; why would we change something about ourselves unless it has quit working for us?



People seek me out because they know that they could be happier, healthier, and more successful and they usually want me to teach them a new way of doing things that will allow them to reach those goals. They've tried it their way and sometimes have been burned by the self-serving advice of some guru. Fortunately, I have great news for these people - and for you!



Realizing incredible personal and/or professional change using the natural medicine of humor is simpler than you might think. It's simpler because you don't actually need to learn anything new. As you transform yourself with my Fun Factor prescription, you will be reawakening abilities that've merely been dormant, but will lead you back to your healthiest, happiest, and most successful self!



There was a time when you were so resourceful you succeeded regardless of your circumstances. There was a time you were so creative you never lacked the energy you needed to flourish. These abilities, and more, are your birthright and you were meant to have them at your disposal forever!



Get your zest, vigor, and stamina back! Feel as young, vital, and unstoppable as you're willing to allow yourself to feel! You will soon feel a child's unbridled optimism for each day, have a renewed sense of insatiable curiosity and energy for living, and will attract people to you without them being able to quite realize why.



In fact, the more you understand just how valuable the natural medicine of humor is, the less you think about delaying your visit to my website. You'll soon learn all about my Fun Factor prescription - for free!



Geronimo, by the way, eluded capture for over five months and led an estimated 5,000 soldiers on a 1,600 mile chase. Yelling "Geronimo" gained real fame, much later, when American paratroopers shouted it as they jumped during World War Two.



But, for all that machismo, guess what Geronimo's Apache name actually translates to? "One who yawns." Not exactly befitting the man's persona or legend - but certainly a funny, unexpected meaning!



Cliff Kuhn, M.D.

The Laugh Doctor



The Natural Medicine of Humor

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Thursday, December 30, 2004

Indonesia Needs The Power Of Your Natural Humor Medicine - Now!

A great way to engage the natural medicine of humor is to help someone. Try doing it anonymously if you really want to super-charge humor's natural medicine! Giving gifts in a loving and benevolent spirit opens your heart and your spirit to the joy and abundance that is your birthright.



We've all been shocked and saddened by the recent tradegies in Indonesia. I pondered what I could do about it - aside from any personal charitable activities I will undertake. I've come up with three great ways for you to help:





  1. First and foremost, I urge you to give. Nothing will make you feel more a part of the solution to these horrific circumstances than donating money (especially when you cannot donate your time and physical labor). One of the best, most reliable places to make your donation is WorldVision.com, a reputable Internet-driven clearinghouse for global charitable donations. Visit WorldVision and make your pledge today.




  2. Secondly, I would like to offer my help as well. If you have been "on the fence" regarding an investment in my unique Fun Factor prescription, please act on your decision to improve your life now. During the entire month of January, I will donate a full 20% of your purchase price to Indonesian aide and recovery efforts. With as many as 2,500 people responding to my offer (less will be a disappointment), you can help send an additional $3,500 to Indonesia.



    Knowing that this is a purchase you have been wanting to make (for yourself and/or a friend), change your life and send help to Indonesia at the same time! You may not realize it yet, but in a few short minutes you'll realize you can't put off this vital purchase; simply visit my Fun Factor prescription page today!




  3. Last but not least (by a long shot), send your positive energy and good thoughts! You should never underestimate the power of your positive thoughts; combined with your positive actions(your doctor's orders are outlined above), positive thoughts change the world. Employ your resevior of humorous natural medicine (you are taking advantage of my free lessons, right?) and share that energy with Indonesia right now!






Send this message to family and friends. Or tell them about it personally. Together we can make a difference (and help ourselves in the process)!



Having the motivation to act now and help the victims in Indonesia means that you're already enjoying the natural medicine of humor. You wouldn't be open to this message if you weren't. But please don't make the mistake of only giving and not taking care of yourself too; we must continue to not only honor our blessings, but also nourish the source of those blessings!



Make certain you are taking great care of yourself with humor's natural medicine by visiting my website today!



Cliff Kuhn, M.D.

The Laugh Doctor



The Natural Medicine of Humor

"Discover a unique, FREE, and incredibly powerful prescription created out of desperation by a (formerly) stressed-out Kentucky psychiatrist"



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