"Yes," said my Dad, "My private part died today and I am very sad."
Knowing my Dad was forgetful and sometimes a little "off", she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Kuhn, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Dad was walking down the hall with his "little guy" hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Kathy.
"Mr. Kuhn," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that, please put your private part back in your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Kathy," replied Dad, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Kathy.
"Well," he replied, "today's the viewing."
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