How To Excuse Yourself From The Table

Those of you familiar with my website and my comedy know I don't work "blue." I'm a cleam comic, but this joke was too funny to pass up. I hope it makes you smile like it did for me -- you know how important it is to smile!

During class, a 6th grade teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one:

"Rich, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go pee."

The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite! What about you Bill, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

The teacher responded,"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Little Bernie, are you able to use your intelligence for once and
show us your good manners?"

I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment; I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."


Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
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