Thursday, October 13, 2005

How To Have Fun In China

Here is a real-life list of travelers' tips issued by the Chinese government in 1994:

"Don't squat when waiting for a bus or a person. Don't spit in public. Don't point at people with your fingers. Don't make noise. Don't laugh loudly. Don't yell or call to people from a distance. Don't pick your teeth, pick your nose, blow your nose, pick at your ears, rub your eyes, or rub dirt off your skin. Don't scratch, take off your shoes, burp, stretch, or hum."

Wow, sign me up! I'm calling my travel agent today!


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